It's National Day of Slayer!
Today (and always on June 6 henceforward) you need to:
Go visit National Day of Slayer then:
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
FUCKIN' SLAYER!
Go visit National Day of Slayer then:
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
* Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
FUCKIN' SLAYER!
posted by Skullgal at 11:58 AM
6 Comments:
What is the significance of June 6? Anything? Long live Slayer!
06/06 and three years ago it was 06/06/06... that's when National Day of Slayer started!
awwww, that's adorable!!!
This year it's just the neighbor of the beast...
06/06/06 may have passed but it's important to continue to celebrate - it's the only Hessian holiday we have!
I forgot to celebrate it this year… but in another 97 years it will be another 6/6/6 celebration
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